Question:  So you never sampled Dutch fruit brandy during your stay in ‘Dam?  Did you get to try any fruity Belgian beers?

Answer:  It wasn’t for want of effort on Zenbo’s part!  The best our bartender could come up with was a Belgian tripel beer, but no fruit, alas.  We had to leave the location in a hurry after Loki, the mischievous P.A., said that the only thing fruity was the server.

<-- Loki, the mischievous P.A., might be reflecting on his misspent youth while waiting to be escorted back to lock-up after the 11-26-11 SZN Director’s Cut screening.